Sailing the seas of life is quite the baffling journey. It’s hard to know whether one is on the right path, or if one is completely and utterly lost. Wouldn’t it be great if there was some kind of tool that could tell you just where to go? Wouldn’t be great if a tiny device could just bring you to your heart’s desire, just by taking a glance at it?

Well, sorry bucko! No such thing exists, except in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Captain Jack Sparrow just has to look at his little compass doo-dad and… Bingo! Chart a course. Us poor saps in real life have to actually make difficult decisions and head down perilous paths pursuing what we think might be the right direction, only to find out later that we’ve made a horrible mistake.

But you know what they say—fake it ‘til you make it! That’s why when you bust out this Jack Sparrow Compass and confidently chart a new course based on it, everyone may just think you have it together, even if you are leading your crew of pirates into a den of flesh-eating zombies… or worse! The compass might not have magical properties like the one in the movies, but it does look quite compelling, so your crew will be none the wiser.