It is a common misconception that Hans Solo’s flight through the Kessel Run was based on speed.  Done in less than 12 parsecs, it sounds like the smuggler pilot managed to blast his ship through impossible warp speeds down a race faster than anyone else, especially when you learn that the Kessel Run is normally 18 parsecs!  But, alas, a parsec is distance.  Just a bit over 3 light years, in fact.  But, don’t get us wrong.  The Kessel Run at any distance is pretty impressive.  Imagine:  a giant zone where sensors fail and you’re flying blind, risking running into asteroids and Imperial ships at any turn.  Sheesh!

That’s why it took 18 parsecs, so pilots could avoid all the bad and keep from pulling their hair out.  But, our favorite smuggler has the skills to weave through all manner of obstacles, cutting down the distance by a fourth!  That said, we’re not sure he actually did it without pulling out any hair.  There’s a reason his best buddy is a Wookie and we think we know the secret.  Let’s just say it has something to do with this Star Wars Han Solo Wig, assured to keep the scoundrel hair style no matter what run you’re flying.  But, don’t tell Hans we told you.  (He does shoot first, after all!)

The might of the Force is mysterious and, according to most Masters, unlimited.  Through power of will, alone, one can overcome anything.  The impossible weight of a ship can be manipulated as easily as a weightless trinket so long as one can tell their mind that the ship has no weight.  One can perceive the presence of an entire planet of people from light years away, simply by understanding how their lives are all interconnected.  And, if that doesn’t convince you of the might of the Force, we have one more that you can experience firsthand… or, more accurately, firsthead.

With this officially licensed and Skywalker approved Star Wars Luke Skywalker Wig, you can have the signature style of the one who would bring balance to the Force all to your own.  And, with your own astoundingly easy, virtually passive effort, you will maintain this style no matter what sorts of planetary weather disasters you have to face.  Because, with this wig and the might of the Force, even 1970s shag will be restored to life!

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