He’s perfectly at home on a parquet floor––maybe at the sock hop, or at the Red Queen’s garden party––or at the finish line of a drag race. Some guys want a 15-second car––that’s a car that can make a quarter of a mile in 15 seconds. This guy, however, has a a 15-second suit––that’s a suit that operates as an entrée into any conversation in 15 seconds. “Where’d you get that?” “What possessed you to wear that?” The options are endless, and in this Men’s SuitMeister Basic Block Suit, you’ll soon be chatting up everyone in sight about your appalling and/or appealing taste in apparel.

It may be called a “basic” block suit, but there’s nothing basic about your taste when you show up in this. No, this is a next-level decision. Advanced, even. SuitMeister suits are a fun alternative to the traditional costume. There’ll be no mistaking that you’re dressing to impress in a full suit. Why opt for an ill-fitting one-piece costume when you can go for a dashing power suit in one of any number of out-there patterns? Every girl (and boy)’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man, not a man in a baggy Scooby Doo costume that doesn’t fit at the crotch. Up your costume game with this Men’s SuitMeister Basic Block Suit!

If you are trying to scare someone, you may not want to hire Beetlejuice. Trust us on this one. That guy is a complete wild card and as soon as you let him into your life, it is almost impossible to get rid of him.

And he’s not even thatscary. Gross? Yep. Ill-mannered? You betcha. Exceedingly challenged in the personal hygiene department? No question. He will try to marry your daughter, he will bring sandworms into your home--basically, he is just a mess. You are much better off putting this Adult Beetlejuice Costume on yourself and causing a little frightening havoc of your own! Because Halloween isn’t about being fed up and grossed out--it’s about being scared. With a complete look based on the Tim Burton movie, you get to control just how much mayhem you make in the mortal world. Maybe your B-----juice (we’ve already said his name two times, so we’d better be careful) is a pacifist. Maybe your B-----juice is working on his new career as a stand up comedian in the afterlife. Maybe your B-----juice is trying to start his own organic catering company.

The specifics matter not; all that matters is that when you dress as B-----juice, you make the rules. So pop on this officially licensed striped suit--which includes a sleeveless white dickie and an attached, black foam tie--and hide your hair under this wig (sold separately). Baby, it’s showtime! And you’re the main event. Thank goodness.

If you want to dress up like Beetlejuice for your next costume party, this is the perfect costume for you. It takes your whole ghostly persona to the next level, because you’re not just going as the Ghost with the Most… you’re going as the Ghost with the Most after he’s had his head shrunk (perhaps he took some advice and finally went to a head shrinker after all). This costume includes a tuxedo like Beetlejuice wore in the movie when he was trying to marry Lydia, along with Beelejuice’s—

Stop, stop, stop. Just please, stop. Look, it’s Beetlejuice here. The Ghost with the Most. In the flesh… well, kinda. You said my name three times, here I am, and have I got a bone to pick with you. That was the most boring, cheesy, awful description I’ve ever heard, and I’ve been stuck in a waiting room since before I could remember, listening to a herd of high school muscleheads rehashing the time they each individually scored the winning touchdown for the Qumquat Bowl or whatever. Where’s the pizazz? Where’s the wow factor? I am a superstar of the spirit world. We’re not talking C-list ghosts like those things that haunt that little girl’s TV or the latest thing getting sucked up by that bunch of dorks in New York. This is Beetlejuice you’re talking about. Show some respect.

You know what? Forget it. You’re fired. I don’t trust you to do my costume the justice it deserves. I’ll just do it myself. This Adult Shrunken Head Beetlejuice Costume is the most amazing Beetlejuice costume the world has ever seen. It’s got my burgundy suit jacket and pants set like the one I wore for my wedding (stylish then, stylish now, stylish forever). It’s got my pleated cuff and burgundy bowtie. It’s even got inflatable shoulder pads to bring back all the glamour of the ’80s you’d hoped you would forget. And let’s not forget the best part: the gray wig with attached flesh colored forehead, to make you look just like me (well, not quite that good) when that witch doctor shrunk my head (guy can’t take a joke). Go ahead. Buy the costume. Make your millennium. It’s show time!

This is a Beetlejuice Womens Corset Costume.