Everyone loves a good neighbor. Well, almost everyone. But most people would kill to live next door to a devout, loyal, helpful, and dependable guy who greets them with catchphrases like "Hey-Diddly-Ho, neighbor-eeno!” every single day. So if you're looking for a costume that's guaranteed to make you friends (except for ungrateful slobs whose names rhyme with "Shlomer Shlimpson"), why not dress up as the world's best neighbor? You can "Hi-di-ly-hey" your way all over town this Halloween – and build many rich, fulfilling new relationships with your fellow man – in this exclusive Ned Flanders Adult Mask!

Made by us, this officially licensed mask will instantly transform you into Ned Flanders, longtime neighbor to the Simpson family, father to Rod and Todd, proprietor of the Leftorium, and all-around upstanding citizen of Springfield. Cartoonishly lifelike, vibrant, and highly detailed, this item brings Ned to life in a way that's sure to turn heads at the Halloween party. Wear with a green sweater, pink collar undershirt, and a pair of gray slacks, and you'll be the spitting image of the best neighbor ever!

No one does a mustache like Ned Flanders has a mustache. No one does personal vernacular like Ned Flanders either! We can never hope to be as annoyingly perfect as the Simpson's cheery neighbor. He's got a surprisingly good bod, a nice singing voice, well, diddly!  He can even rap. Just listen to this,  

"I like to Christian rap. A bible on my lap", that’s an awesome line. Right?  

We just wish we could have a neighbor like Flanders. Need to borrow a lawnmower? Borrow it for a year! Need a babysitter? Well, if you don't mind your little one getting baptized when your back is turned, Ned would gladly do the honors. As long as you're not using that sailor talk, life with Ned next door is a diddly dreamo! Now there are a few rules to his household of course. No drinking, no foul language, and most of all, no dice. Bored games are to be played fairly, without the use of the devil's cube!  

Now, you could become Ned by adhering to the three "C"s: Clean living, chewing thoroughly, and a daily dose of vitamin church. Actually, though, we have a much easier option! This Ned costume is sure to put you into his clean spirited state of mind. The sweater and slacks make a cartoonish body suit, the collar slips in to make him ready for church, and the mask makes up that face we know and love. So, when you're ready to walk the straight and narrow, don this ensemble cause no one's got that tingling Satan sense like good old Ned Flanders!