Being unique is important in a world like ours.  You want to stand out in a crowd, wow them, develop some helpful talents that will woo them.  Now, if your form of unique happens to be a rather unconventional limb formation, you likely have an opportunity for that unique quality that others have!  That said, if you were actually created in a lab by a strange inventor who unfortunately fell victim to a heart attack before actually completing your more conventional body and left you with hands made out of scissors… well… we suppose that unique doesn’t even begin to describe the life that you’re going to lead!

Either way, we realize that this is going to be a life unlike any other and that you might need a… er… little help getting the look exactly right.  Naturally, living a life with Scissorhands is going to leave you with a couple scars and perhaps a particularly pale and, shall we say, Burtonesque complexion.  That alone is a tough one to reach, so we offer you this Edward Scissorhands Movie Makeup to give you all you need to be the best scissorhanded automaton you can!

Imagine if you lived in one of those superhero TV shows from the 1960s, where every action was punctuated by an exclamatory inter-title like “BAM!” or “POW!” Even the simplest tasks would seem exciting then. Brushing your teeth? POW! Killed some plaque. Getting ready for work? BAM! Tied your tie like a pro. Parking your car? BOOM! Nailed that parallel parking space challenge. Of course, this would all be accompanied by swelling action music as well. You’d never be bored, even if you didn’t do anything noteworthy. Sure, you didn’t save the world from the latest mega-mind evil villain, but… KAPOW! You answered the phone before it went to voicemail. That’s… pretty good, right?

Okay, so maybe most things in your life aren’t worthy of an excited sound effect soundtrack. But you can still bring that sense of excitement to any party you attend with this Men’s OppoSuits Badaboom Comic Suit. You will definitely stand out from the crowd of black suits with this colorful suit! It’s covered in explosive phrases like “Wowzers!”, “Bam!” and “Pow!” People may not have the words to express how much they like the suit at first, but they will as soon as they read some of the exclamations printed in all different colors all over the suit itself. It really is a “Wowzers!” kind of suit, isn’t it? We’d go so far as to call it a “Bam!” and “Pow!” kind of suit, too. Plus, it comes with a matching bowtie, which takes it to a whole new level… a “WHAM!” kind of level. This suit truly is the bomb!