Can you imagine being a little turtle, minding your own business in the sewer, and all of a sudden you get this nasty green mutagen ooze spilled all over you and you became a mutant turtle / man hybrid? Sounds kind of unpleasant... at the very least it sounds uncomfortable. Sorry little turtles, but why go through all that when you can just get a super comfortable Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hoodie!? This is a very comfy cozy hoodie whether you're in a drafty sewer or not, and will be the fear (and envy) of F.O.O.T. clan soldiers everywhere.