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Star Wars Pew Pew AT-AT Juniors Skater Dress
Star Wars Pew Pew AT-AT Juniors Skater Dress  
 price: 18.99  releaseDate: 2017-06-30
 manufacturer:  upc: 841183193284
 category: Apparel  subcategory: Clothing
 source: Fun.com  

When you think about AT-AT walkers (or any other vehicle from the Star Wars franchise for that matter), we bet the word "cute" doesn't pop into your brain. Why would it? These are powerful mechanical beasts made for destruction! ... which we're pretty sure is like the opposite of cute.

We think this is a gross injustice. Despite why these vehicles were made for, that's no reason to think they couldn't be cute under the right circumstances. What if we made Death Star beach ball? Adorable. How about a Tie Fighter cake? Delightful. Or we could, for instance, prominently display a vehicle on a cute piece of clothing, like this Star Wars AT-AT Skater Dress. This little number is officially licensed and mostly polyester, with the Star Wars word mark on the top and AT-AT Walkers blasting their way across the skirt. See? Still powerful vehicles of the Empire, but now on cute dress! Destruction made cute! We told you it was possible. So go forth! Feel both empowered with Imperial strength while feeling adorable in a little skater dress.

 




Girls I Am Disgust Skater Tank Dress
Girls I Am Disgust Skater Tank Dress  
 price: 4.99  releaseDate: 2017-09-15
 manufacturer:  upc: 190121038201
 category: Apparel  subcategory: Clothing
 source: Fun.com  

Is that broccoli? Yuck. Yuck with a capital "Y," emphasis on the "uck." More than yuck. Gross. Cue eye-roll.

At least, that's how Disgust would deal with the Broccoli situation. And to be honest? We're likely to agree. Broccoli is definitely not on the favorites list. Sure, maybe if it's doused in butter and grilled with a different tasty vegetable it might be acceptable, but if not? Well then, Disgust has got the right idea on how to deal with such a blah veggie. Nose up and turn away.

Disgust is actually quite good at dealing with a lot of things. Fashion sense? Popular kids? Gross things? Disgust knows how to handle them with suave dismissive coolness. We highly recommend listening to her advice, especially if you want to look cool, say if you're the new one in the neighborhood?

So if you know a young one with impeccable taste, who knows what's "in" and has a healthy amount of sass to go with it, then maybe they're ready to try out being Disgust for a day. This I Am Disgust Skater Dress is perfect for any young person who connects with Disgust's distaste of broccoli and skill with withering expressions. This dress is mostly cotton and printed with Disgust's dress pattern and a purple neck scarf. It's officially licensed and there's even a glitter trim to make sure that outfit looks super fab, so even if everything else is disgusting, at least their outfit won't have to be. You're welcome.

 




Men's Santa on Tank Christmas Sweater
Men's Santa on Tank Christmas Sweater  
 price: 48.99  releaseDate: 2017-08-08
 manufacturer:  upc: 889851003497
 category: Apparel  subcategory: Clothing
 source: Fun.com  

Santa's operation is a well-oiled machine, delivering gifts to all the world in one night. You think he gets that done without expensive, highly-engineered military technology? Not a chance. His artillery power alone is responsible for blasting gifts to most of Eastern Europe. Yes, everyone thinks he's delivering all those presents himself, but Santa traded in his sleigh for a tank a long time ago and he's never looked back. This comfortable Santa on Tank Christmas Sweater depicts the patriotic scene and we're sure you're going to have fun telling all your nieces and nephews how Santa REALLY gets it done this holiday season.
 


 

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