Poor old Marceline the Vampire Queen. She's so misunderstood. What with her tragic history, issues with her father eating her fries, and just general vampire woes, life is pretty tough. Especially when you've been at it for over 1000 years trying to keep disaster from happening. We can only imagine how frustrating it is.

Thankfully, Marceline does have some good stuff going for her. She's got a pretty sweet bass and lovely voice. A natural talent for making up songs (although often sad and morose). Also? Marceline the Vampire Queen has a style all her own. Those dull drab colors coupled with her long black hair? Pretty fabulous.The residents of Ooo just can't compete with her grunge/punk queeny style (which she has had 1000 years to perfect).

If you find yourself mad at the world for not accepting you, or just at the sun for being a total downer on your gray skin, perhaps you should take page from Marceline's style guide. You could try out this Marceline Sweater Dress. Just like some of Marceline's outfits from Adventure Time, it has red and gray stripes and a devilish kitty knitted on the front. There's a pouch pocket on the front, ribbed cuffs, and it's 100 percent cotton so you know it'll be comfy. It's great for hunting vampires or questing with Finn. Just don't forget the family axe! Chances are you'll need it to charm open some magical door or something. Have fun adventuring!

This wallet is mini sized, so it's perfect for slipping into your pocket, or carrying in a purse or day bag. Trifold, the faux leather shell secures with a snap closure. Embroidered edges line the printed eyes and teeth of the Cheshire Cat's face, and two mini leather ears just out to complete the character effect. With slots to hold all your cards, a plastic ID slot, a zippered pocket, and key fob; this wallet is an accessory that's as functional as it is fun. With this mischievous accessory in hand, anyone's day is sure to be a little more interesting!

That's right, adventure can happen at any moment, so it's better just to prepare yourself for a journey the second you walk out the door! With a design based on the delicious delicacy from Wonderland, it looks sweet enough to eat while resting around your shoulder. Amazing little touches like an Alice shaped charm and an “Alice in Wonderland” emblem ensure that this feels like a true piece from the classic tale. It lets the world know that you're a tea party kind of girl and that you don't mind chasing a White Rabbit or two if it means traveling to wondrous places and meeting strange new friends.

Apparently Lewis Caroll spread a bunch of lies.

We got a hold of little Alice some time ago and asked her to recount her stories to us as well. It was not all happy tea times and fluffy rabbits as Caroll would have you believe. Alice tells us that it was more like a warped nightmare, with twisted buildings, giant bugs, and a psycho queen who wanted to decapitate everyone she met.

The other characters weren't anything like the story book either. The Mad Hatter for instance. He wasn't all about sugar and cream, while sprouting happy nonsense. Well, there was nonsense, but mostly it was the Hatter muttering about hats trying to squeeze his brain out, blood being used for red hat dye, and how he wanted to size down peoples heads to fit the hats.

One might think that Alice would've been a bit freaked out all this. Turns out she loved the morbid macabre madness she found. It was apparently Lewis who got a bit uncomfortable talking about duchesses with butcher knives and giant hares who liked to eat squirming things. That's why he lightened everything up for the stories.

However, we're with Alice on this one. The dark crazy Wonderland sounds soooo much more interesting. As a matter of fact, we're intent on visiting. Would you like to come along? Word of warning, apparently we'll be better accepted in Wonderland if we dress appropriately. You could, for instance, wear this Wicked Mad Hatter Costume. It comes with pinstripe pants, a mis-matched vest, black jacket, and black top hat with plenty of black and white checkers and swirls. There's even gloves and boot spats to finish off the look. You'll look delightfully morose in this outfit and should fit right in! A word of warning, though? Alice told us to avoid any mushrooms down there. She specifically said we should stick to tea. We think that's good advice.