I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and s**t... and Jack just left town.
Ash
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.
[Sheila wants to apologize to Ash]
Ash
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
Trivia:
Movie was originally given a NC-17 rating.
The magic words Ash must use to claim the Book of the Dead are "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto", the same words used to command the robot Gort in The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Ted Raimi plays the S-Mart store clerk at the end of the movie.
When Ash calls Wiseman Joe "spinach chin," it is a reference to the 1949 Three Stooges short "Malice in the Palace." In it, Moe calls a man with a long beard "spinach chin."
In accordance with his usual style, the skeletons do a classic Three Stooges routine.
Credits Fun:
In the opening credits, Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness instead of "in".
DVD Easter Eggs: (Hidden So You Don't See Anything You Don't Want To See)
To turn the story boards on while the movie is playing, turn the directors commentary on in the options menu and while the movie is playing turn subtitles on and the storyboards will appear in the bottom right corner.