First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
Sheila
I may be bad... but I feel gooood.
Ash
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.
Duke Henry
You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash
Who wants to know?
Duke Henry
I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and s**t... and Jack just left town.
Sheila
But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Trivia:
An issue of the magazine "Fangoria" can be seen in the car's trunk.
All European editions of the movie have the original ending (Ash oversleeping and waking up in a destroyed world.) The US "supermarket battle" ending used to be virtually unknown in Europe for a long time.
That beat-up Olds that goes through time with Ash belongs to director Sam Raimi. He included it in most of his early movies, each time more banged up than the last. The items in the trunk of the Olds are not product placements; they're what Sam Raimi actually had in his trunk.
To turn the story boards on while the movie is playing, turn the directors commentary on in the options menu and while the movie is playing turn subtitles on and the storyboards will appear in the bottom right corner.