Gasp! What is that sound? That gentle thrumming? The hint of a meow, following by the tiniest of localized thunderstorms. A-ha! The purring of a kitty, rolling over on its back, gently waving out with its paws. The trap has been set! How many times has it happened where you see an adorable cat, stretched out and basking in the sun, it’s fuzzy little nubsy tum-tum calling out to you like fire to a moth. ‘So soft!’ you think and you know that you’re not only right… but also about to die and very possibly unleash a cat-astrophe upon the world. That fuzzy kitten is made of equal parts cuddles and claws and, like a Jack-in-the-Box of doom, one never knows how many squishes and scratches we can dare before the terror is unleashed…

But, to what lengths will these dangerous beasts go? We can see the apocalypse now: feline domination everywhere… beams of fiery lasers coming from their eyes. Nothing is sacred to them… for their tum-tums were touched for two seconds too long! Oh, the felinity of it all! They will destroy everything you hold dear, especially the Christmas gifts under the tree that mankind has too long told kitties were supposed to leave alone. Disaster awaits and you can warn humanity of this terrible fate with this Laser Cat-zillas Ugly Christmas sweater. Speak of our future. You are our prophet and only salvation. If nothing else, it is warm and fuzzy… so maybe you will be able to resist the terrible tum-tums.

Building your own world is tough work, huh? Even if you can find the all diamonds you need to build that jukebox you've always wanted for the guest room, it might all just end up going kaboom the next time a Creeper wanders over your way.

The good news is, there are no Creepers in real life! Huzzah! So when you decide to wear this Steve mask, you do not have to worry about one coming around and messing your stuff up. Phew! Sadly, the real world also has no health or hunger meters to help ensure your well being (wouldn’t that be a breakthrough in the self-care industry?) so you’ll need to monitor that yourself.

But Steve, you work really hard, so we think it’s high time you create a new norm: relaxation mode. Take the night off from survival mode and party to your heart’s content; we are certain you’ve earned it. This officially licensed 8-bit style Minecraft Steve Head is perfect for kicking back after a long day of world-building, and will get you, Steve, ready for adventure mode, creative mode, or hang-out-in-a-hammock mode, instantly!

C'mon everybody, gather around, it's time for your favorite show... The Krusty the Clown Show! Never mind that he sounds like a bear, drinks like a fish, and smokes like a chimney, the children love him! He's the epitome of entertainment and even some adults love him!

... Although, if we're being honest, we have no idea why he's loved so much. Sure, he has an iconic laughter. Yes, his distinctive look can be spotted miles away. But he's not the typical ha-ha clown, now is he? He gets all serious and morose at times, he gets crabby and loud, and he even yells at people. Yeah, okay, so some of his reactions can be pretty funny. He does have good timing. And he is known for a good one-liner now and again. So maybe he's not a terrible clown. Maybe he's just an unconventional one.

If you can relate to such an unorthodox entertainer, perhaps you should look into trying on Krusty's shoes yourself. You'll easily entertain the masses when you stumble around in this Krusty the Clown Costume from The SImpsons franchise. The outfit is 100 percent polyester with purple shirt, green pants with trim, foam boot covers, yellow sleeves, and four-fingered gloves. There's even a stuffed belly to tuck under the shirt to get Krusty's paunch. Now, we're not suggesting that you should showcase audacious behavior in public, but if you feel the urge to chain smoke, drink large quantities of liquor, and belt out a few swear words while impersonating Krusty... well. That would totally be in character.