You’re not the princess type. And you’re not exactly warrior-monk material either. But if you’ve ever felt a little like a walking carpet, like you could use a good kiss, or if you’re just an old hand at keeping your distance without looking like you’re trying to keep your distance, this Star Wars Chewbacca Skater Dress is for you.

Look, like every other devoted fan who’s struggled and/or laughed through the Star Wars Holiday Special knows, Chewie’s wife Mallatobuck (or Malla for short) isn’t rocking quite this fine a look. She basically looks like a shaggier Chewbacca with an apron instead of a bandolier. Geez, way to enforce traditional gender roles, alien Sasquatch people. If you’re more the run-’n’-gun-with-the-rebellion type than the stay-at-home-with-an-apron-on type, this Star Wars Chewbacca Skater Dress is tailor-made for you.

From the depths of the Shadlowlands of Kashyyyk, this Star Wars Chewbacca Skater Dress comes to accompany you on all your adventures! Just like Chewbacca, it’s the perfect partner you can always trust. Okay, it may not be made of alien fabrics, and it may not be able to pilot your starship or drive your car while you root around in the back for a hyrdospanner or your lip balm, but it still has everybody’s favorite Wookie’s charm. Unlike the Wookie it’s patterned after, however, it’s not head-to-toe fur, making it ideal for weather conditions other than the frozen tundras of Hoth. Authenticity aside, you wouldn’t want to wear a Wookie suit all the time. Just ask Peter Mayhew.