A massive pink blob with the capability to body slam us then sooth us to sleep with a melodic singing voice? Um, where do we sign up to adopt one? Honestly, we'd trade our beloved pet cat for a Jigglypuff. We daydream about a loving little Jiggly curling up on our lap, serenading us with a song, until we were whisked away to a peaceful slumber. Doesn’t that sound like a beautiful way to spend an afternoon? Or an evening. Or basically any part of the day. But sadly, the soul-crushing reality is that Jigglypuffs can only be found in video games, phone apps, and trading cards. Ugh, life isn't fair! Why is this world so cruel? Why can't we just have a Jigglypuff to call our own? Please, someone answer our Poké prayers! *Sigh* Waiting for our Jigglypuff pet to become our reality prompted us to look for a solid alternative. Luckily, we found something that (kind of) fulfills that void... this Pokemon Jigglypuff stuffed toy. It's not capable of singing, but it is the perfect plush for snuggling while drifting off to sleep. We hold it tightly, caressing its forehead curl while delusions of actually clutching a living, breathing Jigglypuff invade our dreams. Is that confession really bizarre? Eh, probably! |