Congratulations! You’ve been made an elf in Santa’s Workshop. Well done, you. That is no small feat; we hear the journey to become an elf is a long and arduous one. There is a written exam, an oral exam, and even a practical where you have to carve a functional rocking horse right in front of the big guy, himself! How nerve wracking.

So you were thrilled when you got your acceptance letter by Reindeer Post. But we’re sure you were more than a little surprised to find out what does not come with the job: you are expected to provide your own elf costume for the job (not to mention health benefits). Sure, you can rent a decent elf suit up north, but it seems like the uniform really should really come with the gig, eh? Have no fear, friend. This Plus Size Elf Costume ought to do the trick for your first day on the job at the North Pole, and will last you well into your years toiling away in Santa’s Workshop.

That’s because our exclusive design is as classic as an elf costume can be. It will cover you in magical elfin finery from its cone hat to its curved booties, and the look boasts all the fixin’s you’d expect: a jester-style collar, decorative buttons, and candy cane inspired stripes. So now all you have to worry about is finding that perfect, two bedroom open floor plan apartment with outdoor space and within walking distance of the Workshop. Oh, and making beautiful toys for every child in the world!

So, you’re dead set on dressing up as a character from Kill Bill… We get that. It’s a great story, full of wonderful, heroic heroes, and dastardly, villainous villains. But you can’t be the titular Bill...he’s too old and gross. And Budd is less old, but much grosser! You could be Beatrix Kiddo, but geez, after what she went through, maybe it would be better to let sleeping dogs lie. So that leaves O-Ren Ishii, the Cottonmouth, and Elle Driver, the California Mountain Snake. Well, since you’re here, your choice is pretty clear. And who would make any other choice?

This innocent-looking Elle Driver Nurse Costume hides one of the most vicious assassins and greatest warriors in the world. We here at Fun.com would never recommend that you take actual medical advice from her, but if you need to sell your Hattori Hanzo Katana to anyone, she’s probably the most likely buyer. Her one eye can appraise Japanese steel better than anyone in the world. Just... make sure to get the payment up front, okay?

This Elle Driver Nurse Costume looks just like Elle's from Kill Bill Vol. 1. The white 100% polyester dress has short capped sleeves, buttons down the front and a winged collar. There's also a nurse cap that can be pinned to the hair, and a foam eye patch with a red cross printed across it. Being the best assassin in the Deadly viper Assassin Squad is not easy, but looking sexy and fearsome in this Elle Driver Nurse Costume is not!