Building your own world is tough work, huh? Even if you can find the all diamonds you need to build that jukebox you've always wanted for the guest room, it might all just end up going kaboom the next time a Creeper wanders over your way.

The good news is, there are no Creepers in real life! Huzzah! So when you decide to wear this Steve mask, you do not have to worry about one coming around and messing your stuff up. Phew! Sadly, the real world also has no health or hunger meters to help ensure your well being (wouldn’t that be a breakthrough in the self-care industry?) so you’ll need to monitor that yourself.

But Steve, you work really hard, so we think it’s high time you create a new norm: relaxation mode. Take the night off from survival mode and party to your heart’s content; we are certain you’ve earned it. This officially licensed 8-bit style Minecraft Steve Head is perfect for kicking back after a long day of world-building, and will get you, Steve, ready for adventure mode, creative mode, or hang-out-in-a-hammock mode, instantly!

Ok, so, here is the thing. We are all sort of out of shape, sort of goofy, sort of lovable guys who just un-ambitiously (but hilariously) putz around the office on a day-to-day basis--well, at least most of us are. But just like a certain resident of rural Indiana, we too can become a pretty crazy awesome Star Lord of the universe; if a guy like Peter Quill can get off his butt, so can we!

We mean, we’d probably have to hit the gym forever, and learn to fight, and get brave, and get a six-pack, and become witty; oh, and also be abducted by aliens into a completely different but still survivable galaxy. Who are we kidding? Just get this Deluxe Adult Star Lord Costume and we can save ourselves a whole lot of hassle and inconvenient effort. Who wants to trade in mozzarella sticks and hamburgers for kale shakes and protein powder drinks? Not most of us, that’s for sure. And in any case, this costume is pretty cool, and makes up most of the difference.

Seriously, just look at it, the iconic brown jacket has attached foam armor on the shoulders and arms, the bandolier is sewn to the right shoulder and attaches at the left hip, and the molded mask is secured with an elastic band, including a mesh-covered eye opening. With this officially licensed costume, you too can become Star Lord and protect the galaxy from sure destruction!

When your entire species is dependent on serving a powerful master in order to have any chance of survival, there are a number of crucial roles that your tribe is going to highlight.  Obviously, there is the banana hunter.  Without this guy, the entire collection of minions might lose their yellow… and if you thought a yellow minion looked odd, can you even imagine a clear one!?  Then, of course, there are the scouts.  They keep their eye(s) on the horizon for powerful entities that might become the ultimate master, bringing the whole group into the proud echelon of henchmen fame.

But, the most important minion role of all is, oddly enough, the leader.  Being top subordinate might seem a bit convoluted, but these are the truths of tribal survival.  And, of all the minions, only one is able to stand tall on both feet and look into the future with both eyes:  the mighty Sir Kevin!  Not only is he the guy everyone looks up to (and not just because he’s tall), but he’s the only minion in their very, incredibly long history to ever be granted a title! 

So, stand tall among the rest of your minion allies and bring the whole banana bunch into the future with this plus size Minion Kevin Costume.  This long sleeved yellow jumpsuit features the jean overalls that we’ve come to recognize as the minion uniform as well as a pair of silver goggles that will help to perfect that future sight.  Your three-fingered gloves will make handling bananas … well, probably a bit more awkward, but what is a minion if not an adorable clutz!?

Imagine a world where the entire population is just a whole bunch of adorable yellow dweebs who have discovered the mighty glory of the banana and go on an unending quest to loyally serve the most powerful of masters… and, in doing so, ensure their own survival.  Honestly, these guys need some help.  Born with barely enough grace to walk forward without tripping over their own legs, they are also cursed with an insatiable curiosity.  Folks… this is a dangerous combination.  A dangerously hilarious one, that is! 

But, among all the minions, each need to have their own roles.  Sure, they might serve a master as a group of loyal henchmen, but they can’t all do exactly the same thing, especially when they are on the hunt for their next villain!  So, while they’ve got sort of a leader and another general array of scouts, that leaves one very critical spot open for the shortest and most curious of all the minions:  Bob!  Unfortunately, no one is entirely sure which role that is going to be.  Bob has been the King.  He’s almost always the storyteller… at least when he’s telling stories to Tim, the stuffed bear, or Poochy, the dead sewer rat.  Jeez, who can know?  Bob is just the adorable one.  The one with all the love to give. 

But, that gives us an idea.  How about you step into the role of King Bob, the Minion Extraordinaire, and let us know what role you think is right.  This plus sized Minion Bob Costume is the first step to this discovery.  The long sleeved yellow jumpsuit and blue overalls will transform you into, admittedly, a pretty tall version of Bob, but that should only help to give you an even greater perspective on the minion’s talents!  For Tim!

You know those moments when you know that you just can’t do it alone? You need a solid companion to lean on who can help get you over an obstacle in life that is just o daunting to tackle on your own. You sit back and hum the song that you’ve come to learn over your life, practically memorized it and its deep meaningful commentary on what Friends really are… how they’ll be there for you even if your job is a joke and you’re broke, how they’ll be at your side even when you seem stuck, during the rain, or even those awful lava levels.

What… Friends? You of course were humming the Super Mario World theme music and imaging how difficult it would be to finish some of those difficult levels without your best buddy to provide an extra leap! You know the feeling when you see that floating [?] in the distance—your only chance for survival? And, then, the iconic green egg suddenly pops out of the glowing box and quickly hatches into our favorite dino pal, Yoshi. With his super stable legs and tough dino sneakers, your Yoshi companion has no trouble bounding over those silly Spinies and the next step to finding Princess Peach is only a quick hop away! Yoshi!

It’s time for you to live out those joyous experiences and you’ll be super in this officially licensed Mario Riding Yoshi Adult costume. Jump your way into this polyester windbreaker jumpsuit and pull the recognizable blue overalls over the shoulders of your favorite red shirt (or green, if it is time to give Luigi his time in the sun). The bottom portion of the costume are Yoshi’s legs and the magic happens when you activate the battery-powered Super Fan at your hip. Suddenly, Yoshi comes to live between your legs and you’re ready to truly finish your quest! And, for once, you won’t be able to hop off poor Yoshi at the end of the level just to get those few extra points!

What do you when your toddler is a bit...rebellious? Your little one may want to help overthrow the Empire or maybe just nap time, but either way, we can think of no better costume for your bear to wear as he defends himself...to stay up past his bedtime.

Of course, now that your kiddo is dressed in this Toddler Ewok Costume, you will need to help him integrate him into everyone’s favorite furry species so he can grow into his role, gracefully. Bedtime stories must become tales of forest survival and impart to him that he lives on the moon of Endor, now. He already has that whole adorable curiosity thing down and he’s naturally a quick learner, so that will be an easy transition. And he is already getting pretty good at building things (though he hasn’t mastered a glider, yet). So it looks like he’s on the right track to helping the rebels win the Battle of Endor. Maybe another year or two.

One thing is for sure: it is important not to underestimate your little Ewok. Once you see him in this adorable outfit, though, it will be hard not to see him, immediately, as a fierce ally of the alliance. This look is both comfy, cozy, and cute--but don’t be fooled, your kiddo is a force to be reckoned with. Don’t believe us? Try cooking up some broccoli while he’s dressed in this tunic. Try serving it to him. Go on. Try it. See just how adorable your Ewok really is!

Now, not every place in the universe is going to be especially comfortable.  Generally speaking, we’re all aware of this, but you haven’t seen anything until you’ve decided to go on an extended trip to any of the choice planets of doom in a galaxy far, far away.  There are some real doozies of options, there!  Perhaps you’re looking to get some sun.  Well, how about two of them on a desert planet that’s made of sand, sand, bandits, and sand?  Believe us, this is not the place you want to go to pick up some new scraps.  (Even though it totally is.)

If that’s not to your liking, you can hop over to the exact opposite on the icy planet of Hoth.  There, you’ll wonder if you had ever actually seen real snow before.  This place has blizzards instead of gusts of winds, so you don’t even want to think about what a Hoth storm is like.  Fortunately, there are a few options there that can help ensure your survival.  And, oddly enough, they were invented by a guy who had just as little snow-oriented survival instincts as anyone we can imagine!

So, before you head out to Hoth, be sure that you are fully prepared with this officially licensed Inflatable Tauntaun costume.  The gray inflatable tauntaun piece fits around your waist and can be inflated with a battery operated fan to fill out and bulk up… a necessary thing if you plan on actually using your new buddy as a mount to survive the wilderness of the snowfields.  However… avoid actually cutting into this guy for snowy survival.  The whole inflatable aspect was traded in for lightweight ease but that got rid of all the standard features like skin and toasty guts.  We think this is a good trade.