If you ask us, Han Solo takes the cake for being the most interesting man in the galaxy. He practically invented swagger a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. When Princess Leia tells him, “I love you,” he doesn’t babble like a surprised doofus (much like how we would’ve done had the Princess expressed her feelings to us). He just says, “I know,” right back at her stoically. If that’s not enough to convince you of his swaggerish ways, then his best friend is a tough Wookiee who can pilot a ship and he can toss a Stormtrooper 30 meters with his bare paws.

Yeah, Han Solo is one smooth operator and now you can snag a bit of his style with this licensed hat from Star Wars. The Han Solo snapback hat merges contemporary hat design with Han’s outfit from Empire Strikes Back. It’s blue with a brown faux leather bill and it even has the Rebel Alliance insignia on the front. It’ll help you channel your inner Solo when you wear it!

 This is a Star Wars Han Solo Inspired Backpack.

There was some long debate when some of the most recent developments of a galaxy far, far away came into the office.  When we learned about Finn leaving the stormtroopers and setting out to bring about a real change in the world, the first thing that we wanted to know was whether or not he would be able to hit anything.  Just think!  If Stormtrooper Finn had the same hit-per-shot percentage as your average Stormtrooper, but Rebel Finn suddenly could… you know… hit things… why, it would change everything! 

Of course, the more we looked into it, we realized that it might also be the fact that Finn has a pretty rocking personal blaster.  So, whether you’re going to be a stormtrooper, a rebel fighter, or certainly if you are Finn, himself, you know that you need to be wielding this officially licensed and brilliantly realistic Star Wars Ep. 7 Finn Blaster Accessory.  Fastened with the mysterious power of Velcro (a near relative of the Force) on an attached shoulder strap, this blaster will make the perfect completion to any quest you might be on.  (And, really, we’re just curious what happens if a Stormtrooper uses it, too!)

This is a Kids Star Wars Jedi Anakin Skywalker Glove.

This is an Adult Realistic Anankin Skywalker Glove.

These are licensed Star Wars Vader Light Up Sneakers for boys.

Having the right gear is crucial to ensuring that you can do a job effectively.  For years, we have watched Stormtroopers fail in their efforts to successfully bring in their quarry, stop scoundrels from escaping their ships with stolen cargo and kidnapped princesses, or avoid shooting blaster fire directly at lightsabers, resulting in their quick demise.  We tied most of these issues to helmet flaws, but a number more due to surprisingly unmaintained gloves. 

Well, when the Empire revealed that it would now be using fire as an option for weaponry, we knew that was a disaster waiting to happen.  That’s why we worked hard to put together the perfect gloves to help avoid any needless disasters.  This is especially important for the rare Flametroopers who stand four feet tall or below!  So, be sure that your little Flametrooper is will prepared with these kids Star Wars Episode 7 Flametrooper Gloves, officially licensed and officially awesome at protecting them from imaginary fire.  (We still recommend avoiding real fire.)

Imagine a world… in fact, let’s say it is a galaxy.  How about one far, far away from a world that you’re familiar and in a time when you are surrounded by a group of white armor clad clone soldiers who are ready to kill anyone at the drop of a hat in the name of the Empire.  Pretty terrifying, isn’t it!?  Eh, don’t worry too much.  It isn’t like they ever hit anything with those blaster shots, anyway!  Totally safe.

… At least, that’s what we thought.  Turns out that the Empire pays attention to what is said about their galactic police force and they’ve definitely adapted!  There’s a whole new team of troopers that are totally cheating.  Who needs aim when your weapons are literally shooting fire everywhere!  Well, as they say, when you can’t beat them—join them.  So, sign up and claim your adult Star Wars Episode 7 Deluxe Flametrooper Helmet today.  This officially licensed two-part helmet allows for mesh-covered sight and comfortable wear while you threaten the new host of rebels with your deadly swath of flames!  Step aside, Stormtroopers.  It’s all about fire now!

Over the years, it turns out that the Empire has paid a little more attention to the things that we’ve been saying than we thought.  Not in the sense that they’ve heard our requests and are working to change their governing positions to ensure that everyone is able to live in harmony while also seeking the reconstruction of the Jedi Order or anything, of course.  No, we mean that they’ve listened to our laughter and taunts about the aim and accuracy of their Stormtroopers.  And, that isn’t the best news for everyone, since they’ve come up with a rather unexpected solution.  Flamethrowers.

Yup, turns out that the Flametroopers really don’t need to worry too much about aim when they can just wave a path of fire in front of them!  But, as dramatic and impressive as that development might be, what has us really impressed is the new design for their helmets.  They’re so great, in fact, that we’ve got our hands on several and are happy to offer you this child Star Wars Episode 7 Deluxe Flametrooper Helmet.  The mesh eye lenses keep vision acute while the helm itself is just adorable.  We hate to say it, but this is a definite win for the Galactic Empire!