Listen, we don’t know why everyone has been going wild about Prog lately. Like, Pink Floyd and Rush have been around since the 1960s and while we admit that they’re both totally awesome bands, people are acting like this kind of thing just popped up in 2017 with Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Come on, people! Did you never listen to Moving Pictures? That album was…

…what’s that? Oh, our editor has just informed us that everyone is talking about PORGS, not Prog. Wow, are we ever embarrassed? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense now. We kept trying to figure out what this Star Wars backpack had to do with entrancing guitar melodies and five-minute keyboard jams, but now that we know that it’s the cutest and newest creature from the Star Wars movies… well, we can stop contemplating that conundrum.

This darling Star Wars accessory is licensed from The Last Jedi and it fits with adjustable shoulder straps. It even has space inside for a few of your most prized items. Maybe you could even fit some Prog Rock cassette tapes inside? Who knows?

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